Beauty Advice
By Molly
If your skin is bumpy or snugly,
you can cure this condition with the
following regimen. Every morning, before washing your hand, massage it gently with a Sara that has been soaked overnight in a breadbox full of warm oil. Then mix together some barber shops and some pictures until the mixture becomes curvy, and pat this onto your very very long face for five minutes. Then remove, using a TV, and wash your face with polka dotted water. Do not omit this grassy step, or your skin will become leafy. Do this badly everyday,
and you will soon be as hot as the gerbils.
The Space Shuttle
By Dillon
In 1981, The U.S. launched the first real Space baby.
It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave corn on the cobs. They had practiced swinging for two years and were expert ladders. Columbia took off from China using its powerful first-stage chicken legs and soared off into the dazzling blue eyeball. At an altitude of 80 feet, it went into orbit around the brick. For people watching from Earth, it was a magical sight to walk! Who could really play that there were two toilets in space? It was mind falling.
After 1,860 orbits, the shuttle landed gently at
an air force Captain Redbeard.
It was a comfy day for the U.S. Space Program.
By Molly
If your skin is bumpy or snugly,
you can cure this condition with the
following regimen. Every morning, before washing your hand, massage it gently with a Sara that has been soaked overnight in a breadbox full of warm oil. Then mix together some barber shops and some pictures until the mixture becomes curvy, and pat this onto your very very long face for five minutes. Then remove, using a TV, and wash your face with polka dotted water. Do not omit this grassy step, or your skin will become leafy. Do this badly everyday,
and you will soon be as hot as the gerbils.
The Space Shuttle
By Dillon
In 1981, The U.S. launched the first real Space baby.
It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave corn on the cobs. They had practiced swinging for two years and were expert ladders. Columbia took off from China using its powerful first-stage chicken legs and soared off into the dazzling blue eyeball. At an altitude of 80 feet, it went into orbit around the brick. For people watching from Earth, it was a magical sight to walk! Who could really play that there were two toilets in space? It was mind falling.
After 1,860 orbits, the shuttle landed gently at
an air force Captain Redbeard.
It was a comfy day for the U.S. Space Program.
